A&A missed the I-95 exchange ... ouch! Depending on how, that can be a big penalty.
The best (funniest) take on the soda-pop, soda, and Coke, that I've heard, was done by George Lopez, who did a routine about a Latina taking an order from someone for a "fountain drink", a term she couldn't grasp...
[Separately, in days of old, people actually washed themselves in the public fountains, so that phrase always has a special character to it. :0]