Now that TimesSelect is no more, one can pick up the seminal Nick Burns article in the New York Times, here.
MIND OVER MANIA
However, this is the championship mustache, sported by Alexander Antebi.
Rather than oreo pizza, recall this ad campaign:
Bud Light - Real Men of Genuis
We Salute you Mr. Handle Bar Wearer
filed: Fine Art of the Mustache