In last gasp, GOP send out their Missionary Man from Hope to fight the storm.
In separate news, today:
Kerry-Lieberman split-up, for good. Kerry says he was for the Clintons before he was against them. Lieberman says that McCain patted him on the a... derriere and gave him high-fives more than Kerry ever did.
(That's below the belt, to repeat the GOP slurs, but I couldn't resist an Onion-like title).