Young-guns Pledge: "We will reopen the revolving doors that were unpatriotically shut to freedom and her allies! We will be one nation, under wallet, again.
Pat Robertson told his 700 clubbed members, "Whenever God closes a revolving door, Alito opens a manna from heaven! A new 'veil of protection' is falling with a trademark attached, so we know its real."
All elected GOP Freshman are reportedly getting $200,000 from various corporations if they sell out the middle class in advance, but only $100,000 if they don't take the offer while it's in their mouth.
Lobbyists have printed dance cards and are planning a f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s "lame duck" dinner for everyone!
