Why only late-night comedians can see the truth more than millionaire Democratic Senators, I'll never know:
"Republicans won big on election day. They say their two big priorities are cutting taxes and reducing the debt. Which is sort of like wanting to lose weight and win 'Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.'"
---Jimmy Kimmel
---Jimmy Kimmel
You don't get too many political lay-ups, Mr. President. Don't fail to take the shot.
Now is the time, too, when all the campaign slogans are fresh in people's minds. Now. Yes, now, not kick the can down the road, two years.
