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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Helicopter Jesus

THIS WEEK IN U.S. GOSPEL NEWS

Sure, you've heard of helicopter Ben, but did you know that high-tech faith now sanctions more than a (Southern?) 'network' of satellite hooked-up Evangelists?

Worship now includes ... helipads.

Can you imagine your money going for such a concept? I guess they didn't read The Christmas Rifle, an unintentional Christmas ... parody (?) on a Conservative blog.

Gives new meaning to the "Religious-Industrial Complex", yes?

via The Slog:

A Federal Way megachurch [in Washington state] won approval Monday to add a helicopter takeoff and landing area, called a helistop, on its property.

It will enable Pastors Casey and Wendy Treat of Christian Faith Center to shuttle by air between the 15-month-old Federal Way church and its Everett campus.

Wouldn't it be simpler to just have another pastor? Or, would that defeat the purpose of getting, um, "blessed", with a "megachurch"?

I read these things, and I cannot help but wonder why Billy-bob Kristol is worried about ... poetry.