30x GDP FOR IRAN, EGYPT
Just off their "Victory in Iraq", the neocon hoard have new ideas.
"Iran is a problem. We want them to change. They are a threat. Egypt is also a problem. They need to loosen up and become a 'model'."
We've decided to offer the people of Iran and Egypt 30X GDP, paid in U.S. dollars, if they convert to democracy by international standards.
This is what we did for the people of Iraq.
We think that people will be encouraged to get 30x their annual income upfront. Isn't it clever of us? Sadly, we won't be able to show off how well we "know the military", but ...