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Saturday, March 22, 2008

No Diplomacy Gene

/sarcastic parody

The State Department revealed today who the people were who have been criminally charged for having opened former President George Bush's passport file and disseminated the private conclusion of State Department Officials that Bush had been approved for foreign travel despite not having "a diplomacy gene".

The Bush Library said they had nothing to hide and that Bush's DNA was on display, due to a grant from an anonymous doner to have it sequenced. Some people believe that donation came from Waslef Tover.