After a splash opening, the fever begins for 'Xanadu', also a nominee for the best-worst movie lines ever:
"Can I borrow your bike? I'll bring it back, I promise."
"Sure, if you bring it back."
[I think the line is, "If you bring it back personally", but if you think I'm going to watch the movie again to check, you're nutso.]
THE FEVER BEGINS
...deep breath. Also, speaking of worst films, "Ishtar" was not without its funny moments, including the whole thing about being on a secret mission to go to the market and buy a blind camel from a guy called Mohammed.
"You bought a blind camel?"
"yeah, na, I didn't actually buy him, they sold him to me."