Breaking: Catholic Bishops Prepare Pre Cana for Gays, Lesbians

Reuters, Tomorrow-ish:

...following Benedict's suicide...convocation...Bishops directing new encyclical for gay couples...

Priest: Do either of you have any dancing shoes or boots?

Couple: Yes, and Yes.

Priest: Alright, I'll be needing to collect those.

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