It's on days like this that I miss Alan Greenspan, prepared to dispatch monetary wingnut Ron Paul by looking over his professorial glasses and uttering something indescribably opaque, yet precisely pinching.
Afterall, we have to put up with the GOP hipsters poking fun at every cop-slapping congresswoman.
Why can't we have a laugh, today, at Ron Paul?
He wants to go back to the gold standard or something. Return to a barter economy, maybe? Talk about "dangerous".